IMF-Affiliated PAC donates to SCRAM!

Dear Mr. Pawn,

We believe that the policies of SCRAM are in complete harmony with the future strength of the American dollar and politial stability in the Western Hemisphere. Our Affiliated PAC, the American Banker's Association, is proud to contribute $50,000 USD toward your infrastructure and advertising. Keep up the good work.

Nicolas Eyzaguirre
Western Hemisphere Department Director

Gregory assaulted! Dominique framed!

While recently in Texas, USA on IMF business, Gregory Runcic, our Director of Asian Affairs was assaulted by unknown assailants! Frank assassination may have been planned as well, as Gregory was able to deflect a dagger through his chest at the last moment. Ultra-right wing extremists are possible suspects due to Gregory's forward-thinking policies on new East-West financial agreements. Other possibilities include Chechen rebels, potentially working with extremist American cells. IMF intelligence and security forces are working on bringing the perpetrators to justice! New investigations suggest that occult forces may also be at work, possibly due to the IMF's support of the SCRAM "boo hoo Cthulhu" program. Gregory now has increased security and protection from the occult.



As you all probably know, our former Director, Dominique Strauss Kahn, was accused by a hotel maid of rape in New York. IMF intelligence, working in conjunction with the FBI, have now uncovered credible evidence that Nafissatou Diallo was paid by African Warlords to discredit our Director. IMF policies of malaria eradiation; support of peace initiatives in Somalia, Congo and Somalia; contributions to hunger eradiction programs; work training programs; improved agricultural methods; arms control and financial support in Africa are thought to play a role. As in Runcic's case, occult influences are suspected as well.

Long term loans available!

Long term loans for projects that effectively ally the fears that the public has on end-of-the world issues are being made available! Very low interest! We are also looking to fund PAC's that will support political candidates that will make public their support of IMF policies to enhance world economic security. We are also looking to fund novel projects that support economic growth and stability, especially in developing countries.

Merely respond to this post with your poject, funding requirements and if applicable, a promissory note to publically support the IMF!

Message from the Director

Greetings! The IMF is deeply committed to global peace, stable currencies and a sane and happy future for our planet. We have committed hundreds of billions of dollars in low interest, long-term loans for developing countries. Our Researchers have determined that this Mayan Cycle will be followed by a new cycle with a golden age for humanity. Like a Phoenix, mankind will rise up from the ashes of the old order into the new. Anyone with the will to work hard will prosper and be wealthy. Technology will advance and makes our lives easier. Medicine will expand our current lifespan and begin to abolish dreaded diseases like cancer and atherosclerosis. Entertainment will bring more fun to our lives.


What does it take to bring about the New Order! Hard work and money.

At the IMF we have plenty of both.

Live well, and prosper.

Money matters!
Cheristine Legarde

The future is bright!

Thanks in great part to IMF efforts, Greece has avoided default, the DOW Jones is above 13,000, the euro is growing in strength and tne Nikkei index just closed over 10,000. SCRAM is very active in ensuring that a LEGITIMATE candidate will be the next US President. As we have assesrted previously, there is no evidence that any catastrophe will occur on Dec 21, 2012! In fact our Chief Researcher of Historical Data, Dr. Alexei Koronov states, "Yes, the ancient Mayan Calendar will indeed come to the end of the cycle then. But that is a good thing! At IMF, we feel that the last 5,000 year cycle was pretty lousy in reality! Famines, plagues, war, natural disasters, widespread poverty and hunger.... it is good to get that cycle out of the way and start a glorious new one!"

So keep your optimism on high, work hard, make a lot of money and don't worry!